Thursday, September 29, 2011
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
BELIEVE it or not ,
These are REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
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These are REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
TOUCHING
Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world.
Jasmine: I think so.. All of my friends have boyfriends & we are the only 2
persons left in this world without any special
someone in our lives.
Daniel:
Yup! I don't know what to
do.
Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.
Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days & you will be my
boyfriend.
Daniel: That's a great plan in fact, I don't have
anything to do for the following weeks..
DAY 1:
They watched their first movie together & were both touched in
the romantic film.
DAY
4:
They went
to the beach & had a picnic... Daniel & Jasmine had their quality time
together.
DAY 12:
Daniel invited Jasmine to a
circus and they went to a Horror House.. Jasmine was scared
and she tried
to touch Daniel's hand but by accident she touched someone else's and they both
laughed..
DAY 14:
They saw a fortune teller down
the road and asked for their future. The fortune teller said: "My darlings,
please don't waste the time of your lives... spend your time together happily."
Then tears flow from the teller's eyes.
DAY 20:
Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...
Jasmine mumbled something.
DAY
28:
They rode
on a bus and because of the bumpy road, Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by
accident.
DAY 29:
11:37
pm
Daniel &
Jasmine were sitting in the park where they first decided to play this
game...
Daniel:
I'm tired Jasmine............. do you
want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road..
Jasmine: Apple juice would be fine,thanks.
Daniel:
Wait for me...
20 minutes later... a stranger approched Jasmine.
Stranger: Are you a friend
of Daniel?
Jasmine: Yes, why? What happened?
Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel & he is
critical in the hospital.
11:57pm
The doctor came out from the emergency room
& handed out an apple juice & a letter to Jasmine.
Doctor: We found this in
Daniel's pocket.
Jasmine read
the letter which says:
Jasmine, this past few days, I realized you are really a cute
girl & I am falling for you.. your cherished smile, your everything when we
played this game.. & before this game ends, I would like you to be my
girlfriend for the rest of my life. I love you, Jasmine...
Jasmine crumples the paper &
shouted..
"Daniel!
I don't want you to die...I love you... Remember that night we saw a meteor? I
mumbled something.. I wished that we would be together forever & never end
this game. Please don't leave me, Daniel... I love you, you cannot do this to
me
Then the clock strikes
12
Daniel's heart stop
pumping
THEN IT WAS THE 30th
DAY...
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Jasmine: I think so.. All of my friends have boyfriends & we are the only 2
persons left in this world without any special
someone in our lives.
Daniel:
Yup! I don't know what to
do.
Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.
Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days & you will be my
boyfriend.
Daniel: That's a great plan in fact, I don't have
anything to do for the following weeks..
DAY 1:
They watched their first movie together & were both touched in
the romantic film.
DAY
4:
They went
to the beach & had a picnic... Daniel & Jasmine had their quality time
together.
DAY 12:
Daniel invited Jasmine to a
circus and they went to a Horror House.. Jasmine was scared
and she tried
to touch Daniel's hand but by accident she touched someone else's and they both
laughed..
DAY 14:
They saw a fortune teller down
the road and asked for their future. The fortune teller said: "My darlings,
please don't waste the time of your lives... spend your time together happily."
Then tears flow from the teller's eyes.
DAY 20:
Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...
Jasmine mumbled something.
DAY
28:
They rode
on a bus and because of the bumpy road, Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by
accident.
DAY 29:
11:37
pm
Daniel &
Jasmine were sitting in the park where they first decided to play this
game...
Daniel:
I'm tired Jasmine............. do you
want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road..
Jasmine: Apple juice would be fine,thanks.
Daniel:
Wait for me...
20 minutes later... a stranger approched Jasmine.
Stranger: Are you a friend
of Daniel?
Jasmine: Yes, why? What happened?
Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel & he is
critical in the hospital.
11:57pm
The doctor came out from the emergency room
& handed out an apple juice & a letter to Jasmine.
Doctor: We found this in
Daniel's pocket.
Jasmine read
the letter which says:
Jasmine, this past few days, I realized you are really a cute
girl & I am falling for you.. your cherished smile, your everything when we
played this game.. & before this game ends, I would like you to be my
girlfriend for the rest of my life. I love you, Jasmine...
Jasmine crumples the paper &
shouted..
"Daniel!
I don't want you to die...I love you... Remember that night we saw a meteor? I
mumbled something.. I wished that we would be together forever & never end
this game. Please don't leave me, Daniel... I love you, you cannot do this to
me
Then the clock strikes
12
Daniel's heart stop
pumping
THEN IT WAS THE 30th
DAY...
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