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2011-09-29T20:41:00.000-07:00

2009-10-06T13:19:00.001-07:00

BELIEVE it or not ,
These are REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown
house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

2009-10-06T13:11:00.000-07:00

UNUSUAL IMAGE

2009-10-06T12:58:00.000-07:00

TOUCHING

2009-10-06T12:55:00.000-07:00

Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world.
Jasmine: I think so.. All of my friends have boyfriends & we are the only 2
persons left in this world without any special
someone in our lives.
Daniel:
Yup! I don't know what to
do.
Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.
Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days & you will be my
boyfriend.
Daniel: That's a great plan in fact, I don't have
anything to do for the following weeks..

DAY 1:
They watched their first movie together & were both touched in
the romantic film.

DAY
4:

They went
to the beach & had a picnic... Daniel & Jasmine had their quality time
together.

DAY 12:

Daniel invited Jasmine to a
circus and they went to a Horror House.. Jasmine was scared

and she tried
to touch Daniel's hand but by accident she touched someone else's and they both
laughed..

DAY 14:

They saw a fortune teller down
the road and asked for their future. The fortune teller said: "My darlings,
please don't waste the time of your lives... spend your time together happily."
Then tears flow from the teller's eyes.

DAY 20:

Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...
Jasmine mumbled something.

DAY
28:

They rode
on a bus and because of the bumpy road, Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by
accident.

DAY 29:

11:37
pm
Daniel &
Jasmine were sitting in the park where they first decided to play this
game...

Daniel:
I'm tired Jasmine............. do you
want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road..

Jasmine: Apple juice would be fine,thanks.

Daniel:
Wait for me...

20 minutes later... a stranger approched Jasmine.

Stranger: Are you a friend
of Daniel?

Jasmine: Yes, why? What happened?

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel & he is
critical in the hospital.

11:57pm

The doctor came out from the emergency room
& handed out an apple juice & a letter to Jasmine.

Doctor: We found this in
Daniel's pocket.

Jasmine read
the letter which says:

Jasmine, this past few days, I realized you are really a cute
girl & I am falling for you.. your cherished smile, your everything when we
played this game.. & before this game ends, I would like you to be my
girlfriend for the rest of my life. I love you, Jasmine...

Jasmine crumples the paper &
shouted..

"Daniel!
I don't want you to die...I love you... Remember that night we saw a meteor? I
mumbled something.. I wished that we would be together forever & never end
this game. Please don't leave me, Daniel... I love you, you cannot do this to
me

Then the clock strikes
12

Daniel's heart stop
pumping

THEN IT WAS THE 30th
DAY...

Would u dive in?? imagine ders faulty occoures wit da glaz

2009-10-06T12:49:00.000-07:00

ATO BASAR BOYA NY...

2009-10-06T12:38:00.000-07:00

HEHEH funny ken2

2009-09-09T15:16:00.000-07:00

WOW how alive it is

1 lil drop of tears

2009-09-09T14:22:00.000-07:00

what is love???
love everyone has their own answer..
love everyone has a love..

before i use to love sum1 very much... i couldnt let her go even juz a moment...
every day i try to be on her side , even fo sumtin important.. i will make an excuse fo it..
i started not to care of any other things other than her..
my life seems to be dark without her..
i could do any stupid things if i mish her..
its seems i was so lucky n iam so proud of having her..
all i want is juz to be with her.. n being love by her..

after a while i relised tht not right...
its getting hurt , all i have done wasnt right..
love doest hv to be together.. doest hv to be always on her side..
if i love her i hv to gv what her want.. i hv to let her go n b happy..
i hv to b happy wathcin her happy.. i hv to achive sumtin fo myself to make her proud..
instead of gving up n regret on my own life.. try to use my love to continue livin ..

if i had a wish to be sumtin,,, i want to be a moon..
becoz moon loves everyone.. it gv us all a light on da night... so i wnt make my self usefull fo the one i love..
love is blind.. onli nid a lil light to lignten our way... juz like da moon at night.. hu walkin on a way tht sumtin blookin da moon shine would not c a thing , tht y love nid to follow a path tht hv a shine..
otherwise u might get confuse ...

if i had a wish.. i will wish i couldnt love any1... coz if i love sum1 the jelous n the pain will cum too.. n the love could gone... but the pain doesnt...

do i still love her ?? or its juz the pain??

2009-03-09T07:37:00.000-07:00

u r so beautiful..
i duno how to describe.. but every time i look at the stars n moon , but i dun noe why..somhow i foget how beautiful u r../ i try to find the beautifulness of ur soul through the moon n stars ..
but i couldnt find even a shape of ur beautifulness , or maybe u juz aint pretty enough for such a great creature..

but why whn i try do to sumtin else beside staring at the moon n star, ur face somhow appear in my mind..
iam confuse!!
until a day i start to think about u , i look to my deep heart thn i relies.. my heart is meant fo u..
not fo a moon n star ,
i noe y ur face doenst appear whn i stair at the moon it is bcos i look at moon using my mind... n whn i think about u i use ma heart ..

barank 2

2009-02-21T02:42:00.000-08:00

alrite...
usually i strt to type whn i felt bored..
it must be unusual day latly

okie lets put tht aside fo while..
ere i would like to share sumtin wif ya..

this was happen a while ago... quite awhile.. to almos 'forgoten' how its goes..
way bak behind.. i wnt fo a walk at a mall.. i was actuly wnna meet sum of ma fellas rite thr
bt thts nt wat i wanna tell..
wat im sayin is...
a cunt tryna jack me off yoo..

its hapen ths way.. when i took a walk around insite mall.. tis cunt was glued his eyes on me.. or more like followin me... i dun actuly relize but my fren did.. so he told me 'tak a look at tose yamma rite ter .. aint 'em the same cunt we saw back hour?'
i was like maybe i aint pay much attention on em..
n we were like stopin our way ,, see where this cunt hedin hs way to..
well he actuly cum to us .juz like ma fella guess..
n tat cunt starin to open his mouth n sum words cam out...
well he actually sayin he wanna hv a words with us.. he will be like buyin us sum coffe n the mony will be on `em

i was like 'iam cool wif tht' ...
foword; to whn we sat on a stair juz beside starbuck .. this cunt begin his word by askin sum personal question.. the clock tikin wif juz normal...
until he ask fo our phne n sum cash.. i refuse to give n askin `em fo wat...
tht whn rough begin.. his words no longer sound respectable , iam shock . i was like 'dowg wat r u tyna do ?!!'
he intimidate us by sayin.. i got a wangsta which ready to chop out head off if we dnt gv `em..

well i said ' ya boys aint ere init mate??' how would ya like to noe wat happen if i 'halla' at those cops?' without a words cumin. he bounce his butt off thr..
damn there actually got no cops behind us...
bt thnk to `em fo the cofee.. n i felt ''sory'' anit got chne to ''tank,..''
im still feelin this cunt mate... wat a trick he hv fo his empty vessel head he has i guess..

yea all feelin ma story rte up ter?? ya got to..
im actuly endin it now.. so lata i guess

hukeleh pulak dh..

2009-02-20T11:35:00.000-08:00

bcoz u r beautiful
this poem`s addresed to you
bcoz u r beautiful no matter wat u do
bcoz u r beautiful de sun rises every day
bcoz u r beautiful songs sung in ur heart are meant
bcoz u r beautiful poems r written heaven sent
bcoz u r beautiful tis is all tht this poem`s said juz in case u may hv any doubt
this poem heaven sent to u to tell u r beautiful
n tht is wat tis poem about :P

jiwang lajar plk otak kawe ne yee

barank!!

2009-02-20T10:36:00.000-08:00

olite.. im not rally feelin this blog fellas...

bt atles this stash ere got a balnk spot to type...
tht could do to entertain me by tallin ya fellas a story..
hpe ya dowg gna gv sum love to it....

yea2 this hows it goes.... a while behind , i went to a colege fo a clzz.. (well a fella like me nit to get sum knowlege to innit?? ya feelin me??)
anyway.. a day.. ma first day to be exact , i entrd ma 1st clz.. whn i got in , i tok a sit n tht whn i relize.. tht im feelin sumtin not comfortable.. i hv a look around....
n my lil mind said 'wat in the wold goes around??' a buch of yank are on ma clz..
let me put this straight... an afican ppl are on tht spot// altough tey not relly from africa.. bt wat can i say they juz 'unwhite' , tey are foreigh..
tht not relly bouncin me off.. wat i do is.. tey all are like 20+ years old yo..
i mean cumon i nit to be hangin wif sum avrage age as me.. bt luky me i got sum frens from ma old skwl , joint the colege wif me...

whn a day passin on.. i startin to get use to it...
fo ya record.. tey are even cool thn wat i tot..
not bad fo a week , wat i hv been tinkin was the opposite of tm...
tey evn got me a nickname lil.B(lil brunien)

actualy i got sum other clz which local studnt in it..
bt im not feelin thm all brov... i prefer to hangin wif those yank ,
i dun even hv lots of words wif those locals student.. unlike de yank..
bt stil de locals are 19+ old , i guess nt rely smooth to find average age as me..

ma day been so diffrnt.. relly got lots more to type.. but ma brain not relly on ma side fo now..

well imma type sum more lata..
hope ya dowg feelin me rite ere..

n pls.. fill ma shoutout wif sum letta of cmmnt...
ok fella i think i gotta bounce ...