BELIEVE it or not ,These are REAL 911 Calls!Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brownhouse on the corner.Dispatcher: Do you have an address?Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my hamand cheese sandwich .Dispatcher : Excuse me?Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchentable and when I came back from the bathroom, someone hadtaken a bite out of it.Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick...

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Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world.Jasmine: I think so.. All of my friends have boyfriends & we are the only 2persons left in this world without any specialsomeone in our lives.Daniel:Yup! I don't know what todo.Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.Daniel: What game?Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days & you will be myboyfriend.Daniel: That's a great plan in fact, I don't haveanything to do for the following weeks..DAY 1:They watched their first movie together & were both touched inthe romantic film.DAY4:They wentto the beach & had a picnic... Daniel & Jasmine had their quality timetogether.DAY 12:Daniel...

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what is love???love everyone has their own answer..love everyone has a love..before i use to love sum1 very much... i couldnt let her go even juz a moment...every day i try to be on her side , even fo sumtin important.. i will make an excuse fo it..i started not to care of any other things other than her..my life seems to be dark without her..i could do any stupid things if i mish her..its seems i was so lucky n iam so proud of having her..all i want is juz to be with her.. n being love by her..after a while i relised tht not right...its getting hurt , all i have done wasnt right..love doest hv to be together.. doest hv to be always on her side..if...

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u r so beautiful..i duno how to describe.. but every time i look at the stars n moon , but i dun noe why..somhow i foget how beautiful u r../ i try to find the beautifulness of ur soul through the moon n stars ..but i couldnt find even a shape of ur beautifulness , or maybe u juz aint pretty enough for such a great creature..but why whn i try do to sumtin else beside staring at the moon n star, ur face somhow appear in my mind..iam confuse!!until a day i start to think about u , i look to my deep heart thn i relies.. my heart is meant fo u..not fo a moon n star ,i noe y ur face doenst appear whn i stair at the moon it is bcos i look at moon...

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21 Feb barank 2

alrite...usually i strt to type whn i felt bored..it must be unusual day latlyokie lets put tht aside fo while..ere i would like to share sumtin wif ya..this was happen a while ago... quite awhile.. to almos 'forgoten' how its goes..way bak behind.. i wnt fo a walk at a mall.. i was actuly wnna meet sum of ma fellas rite thrbt thts nt wat i wanna tell..wat im sayin is...a cunt tryna jack me off yoo..its hapen ths way.. when i took a walk around insite mall.. tis cunt was glued his eyes on me.. or more like followin me... i dun actuly relize but my fren did.. so he told me 'tak a look at tose yamma rite ter .. aint 'em the same cunt we saw back...

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20 Feb hukeleh pulak dh..

bcoz u r beautifulthis poem`s addresed to youbcoz u r beautiful no matter wat u dobcoz u r beautiful de sun rises every daybcoz u r beautiful songs sung in ur heart are meantbcoz u r beautiful poems r written heaven sentbcoz u r beautiful tis is all tht this poem`s said juz in case u may hv any doubtthis poem heaven sent to u to tell u r beautifuln tht is wat tis poem about :Pjiwang lajar plk otak kawe ne ...

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20 Feb barank!!

olite.. im not rally feelin this blog fellas...bt atles this stash ere got a balnk spot to type...tht could do to entertain me by tallin ya fellas a story..hpe ya dowg gna gv sum love to it....yea2 this hows it goes.... a while behind , i went to a colege fo a clzz.. (well a fella like me nit to get sum knowlege to innit?? ya feelin me??)anyway.. a day.. ma first day to be exact , i entrd ma 1st clz.. whn i got in , i tok a sit n tht whn i relize.. tht im feelin sumtin not comfortable.. i hv a look around....n my lil mind said 'wat in the wold goes around??' a buch of yank are on ma clz..let me put this straight... an afican ppl are on tht...

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